Get Me My Brown Pants

DM: Birdman

Players: (Anastas)Kalva, (Ursula, Irene)Tex

Some Engineer walked into a tavern asking for help with his creation going apeshit. Ursula nabbed some gold from him, but didn't help because she's a fucking cock-sucking whore-slut. Irene and Anastas took the job. They fought ridiculously powerfull construct, but after a failed trap, Irene fled. Anastas stayed and managed to find an old rifle with 8 shots in a stripper clip. Using rubberbands and paperclips he'd gotten during his raid on the drug warehouse, he rigged all 8 shots to go off at once, raping the machine. He then got the Engineer arrested for property damage and terrible handling/use of his warfare mechanics license.

Rewards:

10,000 EXP for Anastas and Irene
1,500 Gold for Anastas from Engineer None for Irene (She offered to do it free of charge)
4,000 Gold for Anastas for write-up

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