Kitty Can Walk Through Walls

Kitty "Shadowcat" Pryde was asked by two homosexual dwarves to retrieve their lubricant and perfume from an abandoned factory where they were caught making love by afro-monsters. Kitty was like "Zomg, wtf" and did it anyway. She walked through walls, killed some people, and an afro gnome, and then freed a goblin bomb-maker. She also killed all the other nigguz there (Blame Bird, not me)

Kitty got: 500gp, and 1000 exp. And 2k exp for write up. yay!